imagine trying out a super risky outfit ur not sure is gonna land well and on your way to the party you fall into a bog and become a bog body and in like 3,000 years they pull you out in like a pink mesh bathing suit with an applique that says “barbie girl” on the front tucked in as a body suit to a pair of track shorts that say “your card was declined” on the ass and a pair of elevated 90s gel sandals with a hitclips clipped to the strap with one cartridge (60 seconds of an nsync song) and they reconstruct you in a museum and tell the public that’s how people dressed
Told off by the teacher in high school alignment chart
Chaotic Neutral but also immediately putting them In my personal burn book afterward shfkfkfkfofkfkf the psychotics
What alignment is me jokingly telling my calculus teacher I could go columbine on this place after he refused to continue allow me to abuse my bathroom privileges and no one laughing in response…